I'm done with honey that doesn't come in a bottle shaped like a bear. Honey in a regular jar just doesn't cut it for me anymore. Give me a bear or give me sugar. Besides the obvious perk of pretending the bear can talk and chopping it up with him while you sip your tea...
ME: Wow Teddy, this tea is awesome. Thanks man! By the way what's Miss Buttersworth like?
TEDDY: I only met her once at this condiment party. She was cool. Very sweet girl.
ME: That's good. I hate it when famous people are jackasses in real life...
There is also the matter of honey application. The squeeze is exponentially better than the pour. When I pour honey out of a jar or use a spoon to scoop it out, I end up with honey all over the place. Throughout the day I'll find honey in and on odd places: my elbow (even though I had on a long sleeve shirt), on my shoes, on my kitchen counter tops, underneath my bed...
The bear shaped bottle is not only cute, it's efficient and clean. Although, bees may be going extinct so honey in any shaped bottle may soon be hard to come by. Save the bees please.
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On a non-bee-related note, I downloaded the CD last night. Funny stuff. Very nice rolling punchlines on "Obama win/win."
This post is quite cute, but that website was a bit ridiculous. "And the buzz is, it's a bigger problem than you might guess." Wow. Did they have to?
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