Tuesday Haiku

Outside looking in
I want access to your soul
Take a chance on me

Making the bed

Whenever I crash at a friend’s place I always like to make the bed when I wake up. The problem is, I’m awful at making beds. I have an excuse though. I grew up sleeping mainly on pull out couches. There’s no making up, just stuff it all in and if the couch can fold back up you done good. I’m thinking about joining the Marines just so I can learn to correctly make a bed. “You call those hospital corners you maggot!?”

Airport pricing

So I'm in LAX and I want some headphones. I go to the gift shop but mainly for shites and giggles. The headphones cost 2.99. I thought it was a typo but it wasn't. 2.99. That's less than a quart of water cost in the airport. Should headphones cost more than water? It's good to know that all those drought stricken villages around the world can at least be sent headphones.

In deep thought and deeper pain ;-)