Oh Yankees why have thou forsaken me? Okay maybe it’s not that serious but I seriously can’t believe the Yankees lost 4 in a row to be the victims of the worst comeback in sports history. This almost negates our 26 World Championships. Almost. I wonder how they feel being the team that had the curse somewhat lifted after all these years. This team is like the one guy who can’t satisfy an oversexed nympho that can climax from a half way decent suggestion.
Nympho:“This is the first time I haven’t reached the mountain top in 800 tries. Thanks for showing me there’s more important things in life than sex”
Guy:”Glad I could help...Could we uh kinda keep this between us”