The proliferation of home movies on sites like Youtube and Myspace has brought us to one irrefutable conclusion: People should be required to get a permit before they buy a video camera. You need one to shoot bullets you should also need one to avoid shooting crappy shorts. What makes a person think the rest of the world really wants to see them in their living room doing the Chicken Noodle Soup Dance completely wrong. (Not that a perfect rendition of the CNS is something the world needs to see either.) Ok … fine you got me… it’s actually hours of enjoyment. But you’re never getting that time back.
Flip Side:
At least people are trying to put out original, albeit God awful, content. I’ll take the CNS Dance over someone getting hit in the groin, or a cat dressed in a sweater on America’s “Funniest” Home Videos any day. Maybe people sent in the CNS dance, or the nineties equivalent, to AFHV but they screened out everything but good ole “funny” groin mutilation.
Maybe all these Chicken Noodle Soup dancers should get hit in the groin at the end of their clips. Comedy Gold!
I can’t wait until some wife files for divorce citing Youtube or myspace as the reason why.
WIFE: You don’t need to network! You got me right here! Why don’t you have someone
Flip Side:
At least people are trying to put out original, albeit God awful, content. I’ll take the CNS Dance over someone getting hit in the groin, or a cat dressed in a sweater on America’s “Funniest” Home Videos any day. Maybe people sent in the CNS dance, or the nineties equivalent, to AFHV but they screened out everything but good ole “funny” groin mutilation.
Maybe all these Chicken Noodle Soup dancers should get hit in the groin at the end of their clips. Comedy Gold!
I can’t wait until some wife files for divorce citing Youtube or myspace as the reason why.
WIFE: You don’t need to network! You got me right here! Why don’t you have someone
from your top 8 make you dinner?!
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