Do Not Bend

I’m sending out dozens of packets with my resume and head shot. The packages are all ready to go, postage and everything. I go to the counter only to have the postal worker stamp each packet with the “Do Not Bend” label. I want my face to get to it’s destination unscathed. The postal worker kindly stamps each package with the “Do Not Bend Label”. After stamping them, she flings the envelopes 15 feet behind her into a huge cloth bin. I chuckled but I don’t think she got the irony. Okay, Do you have a “Do Not Fling Across a Room” stamp?